I most surely am NOT a parrot.

Though this journal is interesting reading.

*leaves after pinching Gwen's butt one more time*

The weevils are agaitated in the cells and there's some things missing from the med - bay.

Are you sure Capt. John isn't back messing with our heads again?

OUCH!

*rubs bottom where pinched*

*waits for others to go Weevil hunting*

*decides to play with monitors; switches them to a familiar channel*

*notices audience*

Hello. ;-)

*leaves for the night*

*peeks to see that nobody is around*

*decides not to bother with turning the webcam off*

*Comes in*

*rearranges the things on the Captain's desk*

*leaves without bothering to shut the door*

Clearly there's an apparent need to recheck the email filters.

Ianto!?

Being blown up is not fun.

At all.

That is all.

Hmm..... Ianto is this thing working?

It is?  Okay.


Hello everybody, I'm Gwen Cooper.  I work with Jack and Ianto.  Jack's been away from awhile, um, recovering from some injuries while our base was bombed.  Me and Ianto have been with a friend of ours trying to what was destroyed while he's... recovering.

Anyway, me and Ianto thought we would take a peek at what Jack's been up to around here.  Ianto may need some coaxing. He can be a bit shy sometimes and he's been with Jack a lot during his, recovery.   Knowing Jack, the way we do, it should be quite interesting.

*catches up on everything that's going on with his friends*

*Punches a wall in frustration*

Why are Doctor's sacrifical idiots?  In any universe it seems?

*sighs* Rose, be very very careful in getting the Doctor back.  These guys don't look like their playing.

*nearly punches another wall*

*SIGHS*

Sorry for being incommunicado the last few days.  The date with Ianto went south as soon as the Rift decided it wanted to make an unannounced opening and unleash a race of rather militant lizard like creatures through it.  We managed to stop them before they managed to do any real damage but it's taken quite a few days to clean the mess up. 

At least I didn't die this time.  Although there was one of the princesses of that race......

Just catching up on somethings.  Rose, I'm sorry to hear about what's happened to you (and my team thought *I* was paranoid).  You and your Doc stay safe okay?

Well if you excuse me, a man in a suit awaits.

Hello, and allow me to introduce myself,

My name is Captain Jack Harkness.   I put my birthdate at 1941, but that's because I doubt this messageboard would accept what my actual birthdate really is.  You could say I've been around for awhile and will probably be around quite awhile longer.  I currently live in Cardiff but I have travelled extensively.  I'm currently in a relationship with a man named Ianto Jones.  Gotta love a man in a suit.

I head up a supersecret organization designed to hunt down and protect Earth's present population from all manner of alien threats.  Recently my team came into possession of a device that not only allows us access to Internet communcations in this plan of existance, but across parallel worlds as well.  This account was created to help in monitoring possible alien threats (and boredom might have played a role in it as well), perhaps I'll come across some old friends while I'm around as well.

Well I've got to go. Can't keep a man in a suit waiting.  See ya.